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According to the Trump administration, immigrants are both crimin

According to the Trump administration, immigrants are both criminal freeloader leeches on social programs, and job holders.

I created a burner email for shopping for a new car, so when I wa

I created a burner email for shopping for a new car, so when I was done I’d never have to hear from those car dealers again. It blows my mind that these sickos were emailing about this depraved stuff using their regular old email with their names right there.

With the way she is pointing her weapon at his head, I bet his ni

With the way she is pointing her weapon at his head, I bet his nickname is Dog

Decades of school shootings , hundreds of dead kids, and the Repu

Decades of school shootings , hundreds of dead kids, and the Republicans won’t admit there is a problem. A legal holstered gun ends up getting a person killed at the hands of our government, and now guns are a problem. Just imagine if Biden had said this.

Apparently the average Republican needs  to carry for Starbucks r

Apparently the average Republican needs to carry for Starbucks runs, but when faced with actual tyranny, they believe carrying is punishable by death. Hypocrite cowards to the very last one.

Apparently the average Republican needs  to carry for Starbucks r

Congratulations 2A nuts, you elected the guy who is killing the second amendment. If the government can execute you after disarming you, because you were carrying a legal gun, then the second amendment is dead.

Beyond the stupidity of the claim, the ” environmental insurrecti

Beyond the stupidity of the claim, the ” environmental insurrectionist” is wild. Labeling everything you disagree with as terrorism or insurrection is step one in removing free speech.

So, are we going to invade Iceland and Greenland now just so the

So, are we going to invade Iceland and Greenland now just so the p**o in charge doesn’t have to admit a mistake?

Trump has the emotional regulation of a 6 year old.  

“I didn’t

Trump has the emotional regulation of a 6 year old. “I didn’t get a prize so now I don’t have to care about peace anymore” He also has the comprehension of a dumb 6 year old, since the Nobel is not given by the Norwegian government anyway. Also, release the Epstein files.

In Soviet America, to visit state sanctioned park, you must carry

In Soviet America, to visit state sanctioned park, you must carry portrait of dear leader in wallet

Giving Ross every benefit of doubt, he was a dipshit lacking situ

Giving Ross every benefit of doubt, he was a dipshit lacking situational awareness to stand in near the front while officers yelled at her to leave. Or he wanted the excuse. So, at best a trigger happy dipshit, at worst a murderer. And I suspect most of ICE falls on the same spectrum.

Even if you completely ignore whether or not the shooting of Rene

Even if you completely ignore whether or not the shooting of Renee Green was justified, JD Vance saying that ice has absolute immunity should send chills up the spine of any real Patriot

Apparently the average Republican needs  to carry for Starbucks r

George Floyd got more attention than other police murders because of the video. Renee Nicole Good is getting more attention than other ICE murders because of the video. No “law enforcement” officer should ever get a moment in public that isn’t being filmed. Trust is earned.

Apparently the average Republican needs  to carry for Starbucks r

The Venn diagram of people that mourn Ashli Babbit and support the murder of a protestor in Minneapolis today is a perfect circle of morons who can’t even recognize their own stupidity.

Giving Ross every benefit of doubt, he was a dipshit lacking situ

Murderer

I was invited to be a paid participant at a focus group about car

I was invited to be a paid participant at a focus group about cars. The security dividers to prevent leaks at that focus group were more substantial than whatever is going on here. We are being led by incompetent evil.

The Venn diagram of people criticizing the appointment of a 30 ye

The Venn diagram of people criticizing the appointment of a 30 year veteran of the organization, who would also defend RFK, Kegsbreath, Trump, and most of the cabinet, well, it’s a Venn diagram with a single circle. A circle of dipshits and bigots.

Your president, who is covering The Whitehouse in gold, said yest

Your president, who is covering The Whitehouse in gold, said yesterday that you don’t need as many pencils as you have.

Will these petty a**holes be having their tradwives change names

Will these petty a**holes be having their tradwives change names to their “biological” names? What shall we call JD Vance? Ted Cruz? Small minded stupid bullies are running the country.

Apparently the average Republican needs  to carry for Starbucks r

grifter wannabe Fulnecky wrote: “God is very intentional with what He makes, and I believe trying to change that would only do more harm.” She is a pre-med student. Does she only intend to treat accidents, and ignore disease or genetic conditions that God intentionally created?

Everyday it gets a little more like North Korea around here.  BS

Everyday it gets a little more like North Korea around here. BS awards from Fifa, banners with his face on buildings, free national park visits on his birthday…

Apparently the average Republican needs  to carry for Starbucks r

I challenge any trump supporter out there to go read trumps 162 posts from last night. Ask yourself, be honest, are these really what you want leading the country?

Apparently the average Republican needs  to carry for Starbucks r

For any dumbass that wants to “both sides are the same” between the D and R’s, trump just made the military no longer consider the swastika a hate symbol. Our gov no longer considers pretty much the most modern blatant symbol of hate, a hate symbol. F off with the “both sides are the same” […]

As the kids say, we’re cooked.

As the kids say, we’re cooked.

Apparently the average Republican needs  to carry for Starbucks r

Dear Maga : “Actually, 15 is not pedophilia” was a skeezy sick weak attempt at defense when it was neckbeards on reddit trying it. Using it on Fox to defend Epstein and probably trump just makes it worse.

Apparently the average Republican needs  to carry for Starbucks r

Democrats last week ” Dang, standing up to the Republicans did well, look at the elections.” Democrats this week ” Whelp, I guess we better stop doing that”

50 year mortgages will not improve affordability.  Buying a house

50 year mortgages will not improve affordability. Buying a house at 30 and still owing at 80 is insane. The only people that benefit are the banks.

Apparently the average Republican needs  to carry for Starbucks r

In the Oval Office press conference, Dr. Oz said Americans would lose, by next year, 135 Billion pounds. There are 340M Americans. Meaning that we would need to lose, on average, 400 lbs each. Luckily we are going to be paying 1500% percent less for the drugs to enable this.

Apparently the average Republican needs  to carry for Starbucks r

I have the tiniest tiniest bit of hope that after tonight the Democrats will realize that chasing mythical swing voters in the center is a losing strategy and that consistent messaging about how your policies will help working and middle class people wins races.

Halliburton will be flying their flags in Iraq at half mast.

Halliburton will be flying their flags in Iraq at half mast.

Most of them benefit from socialism…

Most of them benefit from socialism…

Let them eat cake! 

Trump, the night before millions of american

Let them eat cake! Trump, the night before millions of americans lose their SNAP aid, hosting a Great Gatsby style feast full of scantily clad dancers. This is what “Christians” in america largely support.

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